you guys might know i live in nebraska,the land of the corn.....well taday i talking ta this guy and he's like so where do you live? and i'm like the land of the corn...
me:i'm from the land of corn
*gasp*!!it got me!!
him

kkkkkkk
me:its the horrorble corn stalk!!!
him:......
me:i thought i had killed it!but no!!it must have had a mate!!there might be babys!!!!oh god!!when will it end?!?!?!?!!?!?
him:alrighty then.......
xoxoxoxademxoxoxox has left
me:what?